Affy buys eBioscience

Still no press release

Still no press release announcing the close of the deal today which means it ain't gunna happen.

Well, I'd glagly pay with my

Well, I'd glagly pay with my high-paying [snick] job. It would be nice if, this time, they did a credit check.

These are common pond-scum.

These are common pond-scum. They should pay with their jobs. That would be the first step.

No press release announcing

No press release announcing the close of the deal today which means it ain't gunna happen.

It is quite obvious that this

It is quite obvious that this deal is dead. What a mess. How embarrassing.

I don't use the term "genius"

I don't use the term "genius" lightly, but Ebioscience is staffed with the best and brightest scientific talent in the business.

If anyone can save Daffy, it is the Tater-Totlets.

Affymetrix' days are numbered

Affymetrix' days are numbered and counting down fast. Declining sales, layoffs, gutted R&D department.

New CEO's attempt to breathe new life with eBio too little and too late. Sad, but Affy grew big and fast, then rested on its laurels, expecting their technology to remain perennially relevant. Corporate death by hubris and ego.

Tod,you walk away with $30M

Tod,you walk away with $30M despite being firedso who is making out.

Yea whats UP now with this

Yea whats UP now with this affy/eBio deal, anybody?
Sadly if this is saved then the mid management and lower tier employees will pay and the f'd up senior management will get $???

Any updates on the merger? It

Any updates on the merger? It has been very quiet. Probably not a good sign.

They say A people hire A

They say A people hire A people and B people hire C people. I guess TRN was a B player. Who else would surround themselves with idiots.

To be perfectly clear, Todd's

To be perfectly clear, Todd's behavior did NOT cause his termination......far from it.

TRN was the only competent

TRN was the only competent one at the table. The only reason this deal got as far as it did was because Todd was a professional and he knew a good fit and he knew the Art of the Deal.
When you look at those 2 parking lots full of new cars, there is Todd Nelson to thank, not Witney or the others.

Dude, seriously, the failure

Dude, seriously, the failure of this deal has absolutely nothing to do with eBio or Todd Nelson. It falls to the incompetence of the Affy Leadership. They has such a poor understanding of their business they appeared to forget that this deal changed the terms of a note Affy sold to an investment group. This is a simple and clear example of an incompetent leadership team, including the board of directors. Due to the lawsuit and subsiquent settlement, Affy does not have the capital to qualify for the loan terms previously negotiated.

So, all this said, target your anger at Dr. Nelson elsewhere. His behavior, which caused his termination a year prior to this acquisition, has nothing to do with the failure of this deal to close. And, no, I am not an eBio employee. I work for Affy.

The only thing Witney is

The only thing Witney is trying to "salvage" is his absurdly high paycheck and ridiculously large bonus. Witney doesn't deserve 5% of what he's being overpaid.

As I understand it, neither

As I understand it, neither company did due diligence and the deal has fallen through.
This leaves a great deal of uncertainty for investors on both end of the stick.
It's a shame because the EDD is already replete with useless lay-abouts sucking up entitlement benefits.
When all these Affy/Ebiosciences rejects are thrown out on the market, it will just mean more taxes for the rest of us. That is the real tragedy here. The homeless shelters are already full of cheese-eating free-loaders. This just adds to the problem.
Witney should have to donate some of his bonus to help out the homeless shelters.
That is the least he could do.

Affy is a joke without a

Affy is a joke without a punchline.

There are no gems left in the

There are no gems left in the huge pile of turd known as Affymetrix.They aren't relevant any longer. The company will fail.

Well to be fair, Whitney is

Well to be fair, Whitney is just trying to find a way to salvage what is left of Affy, even though this did seem a bit far out. Affy's business, credibility, finances and any semblance of future prospects were destroyed long ago by the immaturity and incompetence of the most senior people, especially the scientific founders but also the simple minded, business-technique-of-the-week commercial org. Unfortunately most of those guys are stinking rich and off poisoning other companies while others are left trying to knead through by hand the enormous pile of crap those guys left behind in hopes of finding a gem or two still stuck in there.

Abcam can!

Abcam can!

Pretty sad state of affairs

Pretty sad state of affairs for Affy. How embarrassing that this, once market leader, can not get financial backing to make an acquisition. Regardless whether you think eBio is a good buy for Affy, it is shocking they can't close the deal. It really shows you how poor leadership can wreck a company. I don't see how Witney keeps his job after this disaster.

If Witney had paid TOD the

If Witney had paid TOD the 330mill directly, there would never have been no problem.

Brilliant play by a brilliant

Brilliant play by a brilliant CEO.
Standing ovation by board when deal presented by Witney.
$300M cheap by any rational analysis!

Lesson learned about taking

Lesson learned about taking money from outside investors.

deal is off, or at least

deal is off, or at least eBiooscience is free to court other acquirers

Tod self promoting again.

Tod self promoting again. More please

Obviously the deal is dead.

Obviously the deal is dead. New CEO should be walked-out. What an embarrassment to Affymetrix.

Due diligence,anyone? It's

Due diligence,anyone?
It's always amateur-hour when Ebioscience is involved.
I'm sure the next press release will be genuine.

Looks like it's on the

I can't see how this deal

I can't see how this deal makes any sense for Affy and is pure cash out for ebio. Good luck to all involved.

I told you before no one here

I told you before no one here is half-way decent at their jobs.
People here kind of suck in general.
This place is just generally worthless.

The rules of EBIOSCIences

The rules of EBIOSCIences corporate-culture:

If you make good money, 99.99% chance you suck and contribute nothing but attend meetings.

If you make barely enough to scrape by, you're driving the company, everyone is stealing your ideas, and is stabbing you in the back.

This craphshack aint worth $330thousand.

WHATEVER happened to "YOU

WHATEVER happened to "YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT"????

As Affy acquiring

As Affy acquiring Ebiosciences? I don't see it on their websites.

NICE TRY, BUTT AFFY CAN'T

NICE TRY, BUTT AFFY CAN'T AFFORD $30, LET ALONE $30MILLION.
THE $330MILL AQUISITION IS WITNEY'S BIGGEST POOPER SCOOPER TO DATE.

DOES HE STILL HAVE A PARKING SPACE????

THIS DEAL WILL SAVE AFFY. EVERYONE WILL BE SAFE. NO ONE WILL LOSE THEIR JOBS. EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE.

30 million should be the

30 million should be the price tag for eBio, not 330 million.

Ebioscience sounds like a bad

Ebioscience sounds like a bad investment. Witney better run for cover. Whether it succeeds or fails, to outward appearances, this merger is just a massive joke.

Witney is in serious trouble

Witney is in serious trouble with the board.

This is a genius diagnostics

This is a genius diagnostics play. Brilliant.

Luckily for the eBio

Luckily for the eBio employees, it will never close. They are safe from the Affy fuc*-up machine. They should count their blessings.

The deal will never close.

The deal will never close. Affy can't afford to buy eBio since they settled their class-action lawsuit. The company has no strategy. The leadership is non-existent. We are watching the final throws of a once market leasing technology firm. Steve Fodor should be ashamed and Frank Witney should be fired. Shareholders have been given the greasy fist up the arse on this one!

That's more than snseblie!

That's more than snseblie! That's a great post!

Affy is a turd company.

Affy is a turd company. 330million down the drain. Now that they have no cash left, it's going to be fun watching these idiots run this thing into the ground. RIP.

You forgot to mention

You forgot to mention Parallele Bioscience in the series of Affy money wastes!

How many more scientists will

How many more scientists will be dumped onto the San Diego job market?

Actually made me laugh out

Actually made me laugh out loud when I saw the news release! What a joke. Affy will F*** it up like every other venture they've gotten themselves into. RIP eBioscience!

A very dumb idea, but this

A very dumb idea, but this just shows Affymetrix continuing to waste money on companies that will never benefit anyone- Panomics, USB (worthless), and True Materials (what ever happened to them?).

I would love to see their

I would love to see their financial statements before saying anything....I don't like hearing that Affy was in the hole for 10 million though.

This is an sbsolutely crazy

This is an sbsolutely crazy marriage of two companies, it makes no dollars or sense. eBIO will be gutted just like Biosource was by LIFE.

Well hopefully someone has a

Well hopefully someone has a plan. This is not such a natural fit that it is bound to work out.

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