Is Affymetrix now selling sexual products?!?!?

I've read that Affymetrix just launched a product called "Sensation Plus" which sounds like an adult sex toy.

Does anyone know what Sensation Plus does?

Seems like a very odd name for a biotech reagent so I assume it is sexual.

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Send some of them over to

Send some of them over to Life Technologies Frederick,MD distribution, they are all uptight and could use some stimulation.

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Didn't Trojan trademark that

Didn't Trojan trademark that already?

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A coworker recently told me

A coworker recently told me that Miltenyi's new cytometer is called The Vibe. Ladies?

It's not even an Affymetrix

It's not even an Affymetrix product:

http://www.genisphere.com/pdf/Sensation-Data-Jan2012.pdf

Too bad. I was starting to imagine the ad campaign*.

I overwhelm as I approach you
Make your lungs hold breath inside!
Lovers break caresses for me
Love enhanced when I've gone by.
They worship me and all I touch
Hazy eyed they catch my glance,
Pleasant shudders shake their senses
My warm momentum throws their stance.
You'll feel me coming
A new vibration
From afar you'll see me
I'm a sensation.
Soon you'll see me can't you feel me
I'm coming...
Send your troubles dancing I know the answer
I'm coming...
I'm coming...
I'm a sensation.
You'll feel me coming
A new vibration
From afar you'll see me
I'm a sensation.
I'm a sensation.
I leave a trail of rooted people
Mesmerised by just the sight,
The few I touched now are disciples
Love as One I Am the Light...
I Am the Light!

*From The Who's Tommy; Lyrics by Pete Townshend

Whatever it is, it's still

Whatever it is, it's still better than the dog food product that came out for a short time in the '60s. It was called 'Arf' dog food .... the only dog food that dogs ask for by name.

Marketing 101: A sexy name on a bad product is still a bad product. A truly sexy product can have any name. Example: The Pharoah referred to in the Old Testament during the time of Moses was Ramses II. I doubt that Israeli's refuse to use Ramses condoms because of the name.

Nonetheless, this is a very funny thread. Thank you to whoever started it for the entertainment.

Sensation Plus?!?!? Come on

Sensation Plus?!?!? Come on folks, this is an awful name for a genomics reagent. Just think about the publication references to this product. It is a complete joke! The marketing genius who came up with this name should be fired!

I love using lubricated

I love using lubricated reagents for my genomics research!

Ribbed for her pleasure!

Ribbed for her pleasure!

Does Sensation Plus come in

Does Sensation Plus come in ribbed for maximum pleasure?

This product name is

This product name is ridiculous and should be embarrassing for Affymetrix. I went to the Affymetrix website and found it to be one if the worst websites to find anything of relevance. It seems the marketing team at Affymetrix is pretty crappy. Check out their website, it is horrible.

rflmao

rflmao

Their advertisement worked.

Their advertisement worked. Got your attention and you think it is sexy.

Lol

Lol

It most likely loses money

It most likely loses money for the company and decreases share price.

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