1. i do not care about your children and i dont think we should all have to suffer tedious stories about what the little slobbering little mesiahs got up to at the weekend
2. will you please hide that family photo on your desk. Your children are satanic and their eyes follow you around the room.
3. Can we please have more stories about your wedding - we simply can't get enough of them. I'm so proud to be working next to the only woman ever to get married. By the way - kids first, marriage second - you know what that makes them - little Adam Hills
4. enough with the bumper stickers - i dont give a sh@T if they are on board or not. And by the way - a bumper sticker with the name of your church is not cool. Its actually kinda creepy.
5. No we should not have a 'guess-the-baby' competition. I have no interest in seeimg images of my co-workers as neonates.
6. Stop talking about re-incarnation. There is no such thing. And even if there was, not only do i not have any interest in who you were in a previous life, i have no interest in who you are in this life.