Piers Morgan Vows To Deport Himself If Americans Don't Wise Up

That's a tall order for any country's citizens. I'll watch Jeopardy twice a week, if it will keep this kind and gentle humanitarian in the country. A USA without Piers MorGan could destroy the economy for biotech start-ups; it would be like a literal Fiscal Cliff Richards.

"England surrendered without

"England surrendered without a shot to their old enemies comprising the EU, Germany and France. They have no country. They are a subject people."

Considering how much of the US is in hock to Japan, I'd say your on shaky ground. We're in the pockets of them and the Chinese right now.

Mr. Serling, is that you or

Mr. Serling, is that you or is it just your medium? How are things in the bizarro world?

--- a curious earthling

England surrendered without a

England surrendered without a shot to their old enemies comprising the EU, Germany and France. They have no country. They are a subject people.

The sons of Napoleon and Hitler water their horses along the Thames.

Don't trust wombats. No

Don't trust wombats. No matter how many times they tell you they love you.

The pathetic thing is that

The pathetic thing is that you actually believe that most Americans think like you. It is hard to thing of a greater insult to the intelligence of the American people than your belief. You are a living example of the failed government program to stop the use of psychotropic substances.

I think most Americans were

I think most Americans were shocked by the weepy display by the Brits at the Princess Di Funeral. All those Teddy Bears!

Who knows how they could have defeated the Spanish Armada nowadays? What a pathetic lot!

"I could make you cry and

"I could make you cry and piss your pants... "

Dude, you really have some issues to deal with. Seek help and take your sick fetishes elsewhere. You are really disgusting.

You're a loser. Period.

You're a loser. Period.

It would be so easy face to

It would be so easy face to face. I could make you cry and piss your pants without a gun or touching you in any way. Look how successful I am at a distance just getting you to parrot the same old shit over and over again.

"The irony here is that I

"The irony here is that I would have no trouble telling you what I think face to face whereas you would cower like a whipped dog."

What could you possibly gain by doing this face to face unless you are implying some kind of physical threat. Will you bring a gun and shoot me too if you can't win the argument with words and your mind? And since neither one of us has a clue as to who is the more physically powerful or skillful, further discussion along these lines is completely idiotic and useless. For all you know, I might be an attack dog with teeth as sharp as my tongue and who has a special passion for 'bully meat'. Be careful what you wish for. And be more careful with threats.

*Foaming at the mouth --- WOOF WOOF WOOF*

Assumption is the mother of

Assumption is the mother of all foul ups.

But then again, that's about all you ever do. You just assume things ... or you parrot the words of your favorite talking head. In contrast, I write my own material based on demonstrable facts. I also alter my conclusions as new facts are added to the equation. You can only change your opinions when your talking head masters tell you to. And whenever you get stuck and have to think for yourself, you resort to your pack of assumptions, your childish insults, and your anonymous attempts at bullying. And what really drives you crazy is that I don't back down to bullies like you and you don't scare me. You are completely transparent and predictable. The more cornered you get with facts and statements that you don't have the resources to refute or discuss, the more you resort to you standard tactics. It is always easy to know what irritates you the most by the level of your vulgarity. And each time you insult or bully, you give me the pleasure of knowing that I'm getting to you and you encourage me to bait you even more.

Thank you for the pleasure of irritating you. And best of all, is that you must be a masochist because you just keep coming back for more abuse.

The irony here is that I

The irony here is that I would have no trouble telling you what I think face to face whereas you would cower like a whipped dog.

"I think the smarmy asswipe

"I think the smarmy asswipe Libtard here is similar to Stu from Hangover II right after he discovered he got fucked in the ass by a shemale.

Now he takes it out on us."

I take issue with the first two words in your post. You have repeatedly proven that you can't or won't think, period. In the words of our great criminal Vice-President, Ted Agnew, you are simply a 'nattering nabob of negativism', whatever that was supposed to mean. You offer nothing but anger, hatred, hopelessness, and uselessness.

You poor frustrated right wing hate monger. It is so fun to watch your world crumbling right before your eyes and your old, tired, out-of-date generation disappears. Bye bye (and buy bonds).

OR --- in the words of your lost generation:

Five to one, baby
One in five
No one here gets out alive, now
You get yours, baby
I'll get mine
Gonna make it, baby
If we try

The old get old
And the young get stronger
May take a week
And it may take longer
They got the guns
But we got the numbers
Gonna win, yeah
We're takin' over
Come on!

Mr. Mojo Risin'

Suffer, baby, suffer !!!!

(*Wonders what new names you will come up with next in a vain attempt to insult me*)

I would rather have a full

I would rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.

I think the smarmy asswipe

I think the smarmy asswipe Libtard here is similar to Stu from Hangover II right after he discovered he got fucked in the ass by a shemale.

Now he takes it out on us.

Welcome to all the Piers

Welcome to all the Piers haters. Today is the day that y'all get honoured.

This thread is a tribute to the Foolish.

What is wrong with Christians

What is wrong with Christians that makes them ritualize the cannibalism of their own Lord? Pretty sick if you ask me. No wonder there hasn't been a second coming.

Well, aren't you the clever

Well, aren't you the clever one. Why hasn't your mommy kept you away from sites like this? You should be doing your junior high school homeowrk now instead of web surfing.

The more hate you have for me, the more I know I'm on the right track. I appreciate your vote of confidence and, yet, still have room in my heart to feel sympathy for your jealously of my superior manhood (your words, not mine). Try not to obsess about it too much.

Eat His body, drink his

Eat His body, drink his blood, and we'll sing a song of love, allelu, allelu, alleluia, alleluia, alleluia

Luckily, Christ was risen

Luckily, Christ was risen yesterday so that the Islamic Extremists would have a good reason to kill the troops.

Support the pooops.

You motherfucking loser

You motherfucking loser babies need to stick to protocol or get the fuck off here.

You're the fucking loser idiots.

Go suck your fucking anuses, your worthless blowhards.

Great job solving the Medicare debate.
Great job explaining how PR works.

You're dumb as shit can be.

Well, then you should get

Well, then you should get your own show too because it's ten times easier to hate you than Piers.

You could call it: "Opinion Nation" hosted By Dick Head (your stage name).

Too bad that you are too

Too bad that you are too insignificant for Piers to care how you feel. And I'm with Piers; I don't care how you feel about him either. Just remember that if Piers were completely non-controversial, he and his program would cease to exist. It is only because of people like you that Piers has a career at all.

How's that for irony; the haters make the target a star !!

I hate Piers Morgan. Hate.

I hate Piers Morgan.

Hate. Him.

Who died and when were you

Who died and when were you elected king? Very few threads here stay completely on topic and this thread is no exception. The fact that you want to limit discussion just makes it more tempting to post more medicare stuff, just to annoy you.

You should feel free to find any medicare blog and post whatever you want about Piers Morgan there. The beauty of the internet is that small-minded people cannot control the activities of others no matter how much they wish they could.

Medicare
Piers
Medicare
Piers
Medicare
Piers

You can try to deport medicare too if you wish.

Dear Lord, Please have Mercy on those who require Remedial Potty Training.

Open letter to Obamacare

Open letter to Obamacare Enthusiasts and Dissuaders:

This thread is solely about Piers Morgan and his dishonest claim to deport himself, based on criticizing US Constitution and policy.

If you want to argue about social security, medicare, "scat"-care, and home-ble-ness, please create your own thread.
I will send you a protocol for creating a thread and your 5-year-old can help you click the buttons.

This ends the Medicare discussion.

" The 'M' and 'n' are part of

" The 'M' and 'n' are part of another 5 letter word. But don't try too hard; you will only get even more frustrated, if that is even possible."

Sycophant.

"Some may say
I'm wishing my days away
No way
And if it's the price I pay
Some say
Tomorrow's another day
You stay
I may as well play"

Awkward, but nonetheless

Awkward, but nonetheless technically correct. I also like to carry an harmonica into an hotel so I can entertain myself at night. And I wish everyone an Happy Easter from an honourable person.

Look, even the Republican candidate introduced his wife as Ann Romney !!!!!

Lighten up dudes and dudessas.

LOL " An Hint:"

LOL

" An Hint:"

No actually if you're 55 or

No actually if you're 55 or younger you get a choice of the original medicare or programs which may be more or less costly, you get a rebate if you choose less costly plans.

No, medicare would not be repealed.

"Already read it and I stand by my comments. This latest one allows 'medicare' to continue, but as a voucher program. You just don't get it, do you? Americans rejected the voucher concept that Bush proposed for social security, and have repeatedly rejected it for healthcare."

Moron, eh? Is that the best

Moron, eh? Is that the best you can do? I mean, c'mon now. This is really getting pathetic. Just keep showing the world what you are all about. You are really some kind of great saleman, aren't you?

You were 40 % correct in a way. The 'M' and 'n' apply to me; I will leave it to you to figure out what I mean by the above statement. An Hint: The 'M' and 'n' are part of another 5 letter word. But don't try too hard; you will only get even more frustrated, if that is even possible.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

""FIFY" ?????? Why do I feel

""FIFY"

??????

Why do I feel like I need to get the mouth-soap out for the above acronym? "

Probably because you're a Moron and haven't learned how to use google yet.

Here's a clue- It's internet slang for "Fixed It For You".

"FIFY" ?????? Why do I feel

"FIFY"

??????

Why do I feel like I need to get the mouth-soap out for the above acronym? I guess when all else fails, just revert to tween-level 'sex' jokes and name calling. No wonder the polls show how much Republicans turn Americans off. How can anyone take Republicans seriously when they talk the way they do here. And now the latest from a Republican Congressman from Alaska ... using the term 'wetback' on the House floor ... definitely the way to go to attract latinos ..... to the Democrats. It's almost as if Republicans want to have a reverse Midas touch where everything they do an say turns to excrement.

And the beat goes on ......

The anger boils up
The hatred of others rages
And the frustrations keep growing and growing

It's like an old Perry Mason episode: Republicans are becoming incompetant, irrelevant, and immaterial ...... and have become the Hamilton Burgers (the DA who never won a case against Perry Mason) of the political world.

__________

NEWSBREAK: Oh, nice. Looks like the FEC is going after Larry Craig for misuing campaign funds. Y'all remember Larry, don't ya? The Republican Senator from Idaho who liked to patronize certain men's rooms in the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport. So before your next childish post about Piers try to remember: Let he who is without guilt, cast the first stone. (Too biblical for you?)

It just can't get any better, can it?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Watch out children.

Watch out children. Kindergarten cop is monitoring this thread. Apparently, too many of the posters here have not made it out of puberty.

"Here's the scenario: Piers'

"Here's the scenario: Piers' birthday is coming up soon and we need to pitch in to buy him the perfect gift.
Who can I count on and for how much?"

Well, since it is illegal to purchase a little boy from a poverty stricken third world country to be his love slave, might I suggest a a bottle of jack off lube and an autographed picture of Barney Frank in pink lingerie that says "From Barney to Piers with Love".

I'll give you 2 cents.

"You can't sell your wares to

"You can't sell your wares to an ignorant public on the dole; American ignorance insures the continuation of the status quo."

FIFY

You policyent grounds for

You policyent grounds for someone to step in and fight for the right to party like it's 0 AD, Christ on a cross!

Here's the scenario: Piers' birthday is coming up soon and we need to pitch in to buy him the perfect gift.
Who can I count on and for how much?

Already read it and I stand

Already read it and I stand by my comments. This latest one allows 'medicare' to continue, but as a voucher program. You just don't get it, do you? Americans rejected the voucher concept that Bush proposed for social security, and have repeatedly rejected it for healthcare.

The current iteration of the Ryan budget assumes that Obamacare will be repealed, but the savings in it will be retained. Even you have to realize that simply is not going to happen, and, thus, the budget is a fraud. And what many people don't realize, but I do becuase Ive read it, is that the inflation factor that Ryan uses for his medical care vouchers is based on overall inflation, which is much less that the inflation we see in health care costs. Thus, over a period of time, the Ryan vouchers pay for a smaller and smaller proportion of the total health care costs.

The current Ryan budget, like its earlier version, is also very short on details when it comes to cutting government spending and Americans are not ready to give a blank check power like that to Republicans and their extreme right wing allies.

Nice try. Nice bluff. But it doesn't work on those of us who are informed.

So for you, it's back to frustration. You suffer the same problem that the Republican party faces now: You can't sell your wares to an informed public; you can only rely on American ignorance for your continued existence.

To the uninformed poster

To the uninformed poster below: you can google a copy of Ryan's budget "The Path to Prosperity" in pdf. It's only a hundred pages. Maybe you could read it?

"A. You don't know what you are talking about when it comes to the Ryan proposal for Medicare. The Ryan idea is a voucher program which Americans have consistently rejected.

B. Tort reform, while a good idea within reason, has no direct impact on the Federal budget.

C. There is no point in discussing things with people who keep calling me a jackass. Either clean up your act, wash out your filthy mouth, or be gone.

Your anger only reflects your combined ignorance and frustration with the fact that your tiny minority is rapidly disappearing and no one new is buying either your message or the way it is delivered. And, finally, you get no points for copying my Joseph Welch line about decency. Next time, try to be original and civil. If you can't do those simple things, you will just be left alone here to post more of your ridiculous nonsense that does nothing but benefit your opposition by turning off everyone except your tiny group of right wing clones."

Angry Bitter Frustrated Just

Angry
Bitter
Frustrated

Just a bunch of small minded people who become Phophets of Doom and Fear and have a batting average of close to zero.

Angry
Bitter
Bigoted
Frustrated

I guess when you have nothing to say you can always resort to epithets and fear mongering.

Poor frustrated old men.
Against everything
For nothing
Know nothing
Frustrated

Is it wrong to mock these pathetic creatures?

Yeah it's all good over

Yeah it's all good over "there". The expertise abroad is stunning and can be summarized as follows:
Cyprus. Euro. ECONOMIC COLLAPSE FOLLOWED BY WORLD WAR III.

Thanks assholes.

Consider the $3000 a tiny

Consider the $3000 a tiny amount to pay for the opportunity to live among other cultures for a while and to learn that they each have their own customs and ways of doing things and that no matter we think about it, their system works for them. Living among, or just working with, people who are very unlike you is a great way to learn how to see things from different perspectives and how to work together towards a common goal. It teaches tolerance and it removes the word 'foreign' from you list of dirty words. Not a bad deal for $3000, eh?

i used to get seriously

i used to get seriously pissed off when others described us as dumb Americans or American idiots. Then i got a passport, lived in Europe for 2 years and worked in Singapore and then Canada and became humbled and frankly embarrassed by how mediocre we really are, especially in terms of our understanding of world affairs. I don't think we are as quite as bad as many countries make out but we are so middle grade and immature in terms of academia, industry and politics that it becomes clear why we need such a powerful military. Otherwise we would have no influence. Thank God for the dumb, compliant and subservient from small town America that join the military. If it was not for this intellectual canon fodder then us clever folk would have to put uniforms on and have our skulls shot off. But that's not really the point. No, what really gets on my tits is that i had to pay almost $3000 in flights to appreciate that the cerebral cortex in most Americans is purely decorative when all i needed to do was read this thread on biofind for free.

When you are ready to accept

When you are ready to accept responsibility for Republican failed policies, I will continue the discussion. Until such time, there is no point. The following are examples of failed Republican policies:

Medicare Part D: Completely unfunded and costing the 'budget' trillions. A cynic would conclude that this plan was set up to help destroy Medicare by bankrupting it sooner.

Two unfunded wars: The necessity of the wars is not the issue here. The point is that Bush held the funding out of the mainstream budget, but Americans still had to pay for it. More unfunded trillions

Two tax cuts that should have never gone into effect until the national debt was reduced to a reasonable level. Remember that when Bush took office we were running a surplus and had two choices: pay down the debt or offer tax relief for the rich.

Ignoring the increasing signs that the housing market and bubble were about to explode.

You talk about 20 million unemployed. And just who was in office when the economy tanked? Sure, the Democrats have plenty of guilt when it comes to the housing bubble but Republicans like to pretend they had nothing to do with it which is an irresponsible fantasy and typical of their history-re-writing skills.

And once again I will ask: What was the net change of employment under Bush? A BIG ZERO. In contrast, there have been over 4 million new jobs created since OUR President Obama took office.

Still want to just gloss over the above? Still want to find convoluted ways to blame it all on Democrats or liberals? If you can't take any responsibility for the actions of your people, then you have no rights to complain about others. You probably still will do so, but that's your problem. Most Americans know the truth. Wny do you think you keep losing national elections so badly? If things are as bad as you say, and liberals so evil and destructive as you would like to believe, how can you explain Obama being re-elected with the economy still in such bad shape? The obvious answer is that whatever it was that Republicans were offering was far worse and no amount of spin or talk of poor messengers will change the fact that it was Republican policies and the Republican platform that were soundly rejected last November.

It must really suck when you realize that no one out there likes what you are selling. We will all be alot better off once you and your ilk fade into history.

A. You don't know what you

A. You don't know what you are talking about when it comes to the Ryan proposal for Medicare. The Ryan idea is a voucher program which Americans have consistently rejected.

B. Tort reform, while a good idea within reason, has no direct impact on the Federal budget.

C. There is no point in discussing things with people who keep calling me a jackass. Either clean up your act, wash out your filthy mouth, or be gone.

Your anger only reflects your combined ignorance and frustration with the fact that your tiny minority is rapidly disappearing and no one new is buying either your message or the way it is delivered. And, finally, you get no points for copying my Joseph Welch line about decency. Next time, try to be original and civil. If you can't do those simple things, you will just be left alone here to post more of your ridiculous nonsense that does nothing but benefit your opposition by turning off everyone except your tiny group of right wing clones.

You are wrong you pathetic

You are wrong you pathetic little man. Ryan's budget does not "repeal" Medicare, traditional medicare is offered as are other plans. A budget does not repeal.

Of course we want to reduce the increase in Medicare spending, so does your Lord Obama, the program's going bankrupt.

Tort reform is also an important part of Ryan's budget as are incentives for choosing lower cost plans.

Of course we want to reduce taxes. We have 20 million people unemployed you Jackass! Why would you want to remove incentives for starting and expanding business?

Can't you look around, at long last, and see the results of your goofball progressive policies and admit you were wrong? This isn't a dorm room discussion.Real people are suffering. You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?

"Everything is wrong with the Ryan budget. It goes against what most .....(snipped out the ignorant parts).....and a more fair and democratic America if we can only get the obstructionists out of the way."

Your argument (parts of it)

Your argument (parts of it) is definitely rather persuasive, which is probably the reason why I am making an effort to opine. I do not make it a regular habit of doing that. 2nd, whilst I can notice the leaps in logic you make, I am not necessarily convinced of exactly how you appear to connect your details which, in turn, help to make your conclusion.

"we don't suffer fools

"we don't suffer fools well....."

Irony, yes? Because from where I'm sitting we Amerians...
1. worship fools (any celebrity)
2. promote fools (look no further than our pharmaceutical industry
3. elect fools (take your pick from either side)
4. financially enrich fools (did someone mention Kim K?)
5. arm fools

Now if only category number 5 specifically targeted fools then we might get somewhere.

You're right. I do feel

You're right. I do feel superior to all of you fools.

Go work your petty stupid jobs.
Go suck up to your psychopath bosses.
Go connive with your retarded, backstabbing co-workers.
They are all snot.

I don't deal with snot.
Die fuckers die.

Hold on, Kim Kardashian has a new outfit.
I'll get back to you.

Of course I read it. So do

Of course I read it. So do many others. Can you think of anything better to read if your goal is to feel superior to others. Reading some of the wilder or dumber posts and enjoying them is nothing new. It follows in the great traditions of The Gong Show where self-degradation was taken to an art form. The appeal of watching people make fools of themselves continues to this day with all of the 'talent' search shows on TV.

Don't you know anything about American tradition? We don't suffer fools well, but we sure love watching them humiliate themselves .... it just saves us the trouble of doing it for (or to) them.

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